Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.” —don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)


are you kidding me? zayn writers songs and their not on the album bc they didn’t “sound” like one direction un-fucking-believable honestly. and you wonder why zayn is the way he is im so mad.


1d acting like they’re above promo and suddenly when smg doesn’t do well they go on a ball grabbing spree… we should play hard to get more often



what if websites had closing hours



if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 



hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

And by someone they mean Harry.

Maybe it’s the way she walks (aaw!) Straight off the plane to a new hotel, Just touched down, you could never tell, A big house party with a crowded kitchen, People talk shh but I’ve got everything I need, I’m flicking through the pages I’ve written in these walls are the stories that I can’t explain, I leave my heart without you, I’m half a man at best, With half an arrow in my chest, ’Cause I miss everything we do I’m half a heart without you and I, We don’t wanna be like them, We can make it till the end, Nothing can come, on, jump out at me, Come on, bring everything Is it too much to ask for your love, And I will hold you closer, Hope your heart is strong enough, When the night is coming down on ya But I don’t care, I’m not scared of love, ’Cause when I’m not with you I’m weaker, Is that so wrong? Is it so long, for so long, but I know, I won’t be on my own, on my own, Lights go down and I hear you calling to me Like how I pictured it, So I don’t understand, you don’t understand, What you do to me when you hold his hand We could go, If you give in tonight, Just let me set you free, We’ll touch the songs that you sing when you’re all alone, Your favourite band, and the way that you dance, But baby, baby.


when u say ur band has no secrets but yo dumbass bandmate shouts “i have a secret”



if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they casted the dinosaurs for jurassic park


"I'm not very cool, I have to try quite hard."


when u at a concert & ur favorite band member looks u in the eye